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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Is Tony Blair a cocksucker?

Now one of the things I have never been able to get my head around, is how someone so articulate and educated as Tony Blair, got caught up in the brain-dead vortex of Bush inc. Yesterday an answer came in the form of the accidental private conversation caught on microphones at the G8 summit. On it we hear a fawning, stumbling, tongue tied virgin trying to fumble his way to first base with Paris Hilton. This despicable example of the absolute spinelessness of Blair is only matched by the response by Bush. Let’s go back to Paris Hilton. Imagine Miss Hilton is in Hamilton for the night and she’s at the coolest club and a ruddy faced yokel offered to buy her a drink – hold that moment of disdain you can see on her face, double it and whamo – that was the way Bush responded to Blair. To see the real un-feigned power relationship between the two must dash any hope for die hard Blair supporters, who have defended the relationship, arguing that Blair is a modifying influence on unbridled American unilateralism.

The sad reality is Blair is Bush’s’ bitch.

4 Comments:

At 19/7/06 4:38 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my good lord. I saw that too and my heart sank. I was one of those die-hard supporters. Was being the operative word.

 
At 19/7/06 5:12 pm, Blogger Lucia Maria said...

Didn't sound like that to me. What I heard was two men, very comfortable with each other, just talking frankly. I liked the bit about the sweater and how Blair knitted it himself.

 
At 19/7/06 6:55 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now one of the things I have never been able to get my head around, is how someone so articulate and educated as Tim Selwyn, got caught up in the brain-dead vortex of Bomber inc. Yesterday an answer came in the form of the accidental private conversation caught on the Tumeke blog. On it we hear a fawning, stumbling, tongue tied virgin trying to fumble his way to first base with Paris Hilton. This despicable example of the absolute nuttiness of Bomber is only matched by his subsequent posts. Let’s go back to Paris Hilton. Imagine Miss Hilton is in Hamilton for the night and she’s at the coolest club and a ruddy faced fat git in a silly hat offered to buy her a drink – hold that moment of disdain you can see on her face, double it and whamo – that was the way we feel about Bomber. To see the real left wing nutty drivel on the Tumeke blog must dash any hope for previous blog reader hard Blair supporters, arguing that Bomber might have been a modifying influence on unbridled Kiwi sedition.

 
At 19/7/06 7:26 pm, Blogger Bomber said...

Wow, so much effort for such little pay off. Do you masterbate with a cheese grater?

 

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